just a bunch of useless junk.
Somewhat clever though the use of air quotes is entirely unnecessary. Yes, we get it, you can use Gold Bond on your balls. Head over to Boinkology to read the original source which is, um, hilariously titled.
Also, a way to keep ‘em warm I suppose and what some idiot decided to name his wireless connection in my building.
(Via Copyranter.)
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I’m more concerned about TRENDnet.
Also, about Gold Bond on balls, I can’t bring myself to do it but I’d sure like a remedy for swampnuts (I don’t know what else to call it - you’ve lived during the summer and you’re male, you know what I’m talking about). And don’t suggest a shower or else I’ll kill you. Just saying.
Yeah, not to turn this into the internet’s leading authority on man-bit dryness, I will attest to the powers of powder. GB was pretty much the must have item for summer tours involving four dudes in a van for hours on end. If you find that you’re uncomfortable with applying a powder to your region, you can always try a shower. (Oh, and swampnuts is making me laugh uncontrollably to myself. Good work on that one.)
Okay, so I’ve never been on tour but was there a mutual understanding from the onset of what the Gold Bond was for or did you all sit down before leaving and ask “So…this is for my balls?”
Um, I think it was my brainstorm though I may be wrong about that. I used it for my feet first which led us to say “Gold Bond - For Balls and Feet” all the time.
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