Other great movie quotes.

From O.C. and Stiggs. There is another great quote in this movie that I won’t put up here but, it’s funny in a I’m too old to think that’s funny sort of way.

Mark Stiggs: OK, Ms. Bunny! Number 1, we want zero miles to the gallon.

Oliver Cromwell ‘O.C.’ Ogilvie: Right. No MPGs. It has to be a vulgarlay inefficient mode of trasnportation.

Mark Stiggs: Loud, real loud. It has to generate a terrifyingly seismic field of noise. If we could combine really loud noise with the ugliness of poverty, we’d have the ideal car.

Mark Stiggs: …making people think that you’re poor, so they know you’ve got nothing to loose if they crash into your car….

Mark Stiggs: Here’s a list of places I want this car to be totally unwelcome. Number one: funerals. Number two: affairs of state, you know, real formal ones…ones with…chamber music. Number three: wet golf greens. Number four: the acropolis.

Oliver Cromwell ‘O.C.’ Ogilvie: Ah, yes. Driving this car right in the acropolis should be completely horrifying to every civilized guy on earth.

The movie Crime Wave (or The Big Crimewave) has a ton of great quotes but they’re only good if you do them in the voices. If anyone has a copy of this movie, please, please, please get a hold of me and let me know because me and a certain Torontonian would really like to get a hold of it.