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Of course I’d really like to thank all of my new friends thinking of me and my penis. I assure you that while it’s true that I personally have never thought about your penis, its size, or reflection in a mirror, I hope that things are going well for you and your family. Please, do not take the fact that I have no interest in your penis as a sign that I don’t care for your well being and health. It’s just that, well, to be honest, I’m just not that into your penis Monte T. Clay. Nor yours Nicholas J. Garcia. I’m sorry to tell you Mr. Dylan C. Atkins that I really don’t have time in my day to think about your penis. Oh, but wish that I did. If I could devote my time to these matters, the thinking of your penis matters, I might also find time to be pensive about world hunger and other lofty issues equally deserving of my attention. Perhaps I might cure cancer. Please Dewey B. Yates, understand that at this stage in my life, your penis just doesn’t have a place but rest assured that I’m incredibly touched that you’re thinking of mine.